Bam! Right in the face!

This one burped in my face-twice.

This one sneezed in my face.

And darn near simultaneously, they both passed gas in my face.

After being bathed both of the kids were lying on NyCee's bed naked. I was putting lotion on their bodies in preparation for the night clothes. When, BAM! Ty expelled his gas and NyCee starting laughing saying, "Bother pooted mommy." During her laughing spell, she expelled her gas to which she did not laugh. She just smiled and said, "Excuse me brother."

Just one of the many joys of motherhood.